Thursday, December 24, 2009

What do you think about this?

PS : Some of the following statements below are true facts and some might be not..Mostly i heard from people 1..Just have fun reading it.. =)


WOMEN WILL EXPERIENCE MORE "PAIN" THAN "TIRED" WHEREAS MEN WILL EXPERIENCE MORE "TIRED" THAN "PAIN"..

I know some of you are thinking dirty stuff right now because i got same responds when i asked my friends about this..This thesis is not just applied on s#x, but also applied through the whole life..


-------------------------- Agree or Not? ------------------------

WHY WOMEN WILL EXPERIENCE MORE "PAIN" THAN "TIRED"?

1. As you all know, when girls reach puberty, menstruation is going on and then period..They say it is pain when having periods..But sometimes out with my friends who having periods that moment, they looked perfectly fine and ok only..Doesn't seem like having menstruation pay also..( How I know? I'm a dude la..)

2. Next is s#x..My friends say girls screamed because of pleasure..Ya meh? Don't think so..I shouldn't talk some much bout this..( It is so not me..)

3. Pregnancy..In drama series or movies, those who are in family ways, they complained that it is pain to carry theirs babies and pain when the little small one kick them..

4. Delivery babies is the MOST painful thing experience..It is totally different with the businesses we have in the toilet..For us maybe just 3minutes to settle in the toilet, but lovely moms have to finish the whole pregnancy for 9months..(*rounds of applause *)

5. After babies were born and husbands are earning money outside, women will suffer more physical pain..
• Head pain - When children not doing well in exams, when children in relationships in younger ages, bla bla bla..
• Hand pain - When trying to "improve" children's results, when children back home late at night,bla bla bla..
• Sore throat pain - When screaming at children, when demanding of somethings, bla bla bla..
• Leg pain - When chasing after children/husband when they did something bad or naughty,bla bla bla again...


-------------------------- Agree or Not Too? ------------------------

WHY MEN WILL EXPERIENCE MORE "TIRED" THAN "PAIN"?

1. Normal stuff again, s#x..When s#x ,men will be doing all the actions..(Don’t ask me how I know..)

2. Tired, when trying to give excuses to the boss when was late to work for 1 minute..

3. Tired, when coming out a good explanation to the wife why his body has perfume and lipstick stain at the collar..

4. Tired, when running away from the wife who is having bad-temper..

5. Just TIRED..


Agree?




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Monday, December 21, 2009

"Death" NOT!

Have you ever thought of dying? Obviously I'm not talking about your hair la as you can see the title of this post is regarding death..Everyone sure will leave the world some day..It is fated..


We can't decide when to die..But we can make our lives worth living for,every single second..I believe will we have the power to do it..


We are only human..Have one and only one life to live..We don't have 9 lives like the cats(that is what people said,I don't know is true or not about this statement)..




Life is short..Make every single second worth it..Be happy all the time..You still have to face the day no matter you are sad or happy..Why don't just be happy all the time? Life is full with hopes..

Look up to the sky
And see the stars,
Shine brightly..
Making the night day..
Feel the wind blows,
As they beat against our cheeks..
Gentle touch by them..
Listen to sound,
Made by the little creatures..
Sound like melody in the ears..

There is always someone who will be with you..
That is you,yourself..
When something bad occurred,you have yourself to make things right..
When no one believes in you,believe yourself..
When everyone is against you,you still have yourself to be with..

Smiles and be happy always..^^

Appreciate our lives..

Life worth living for..

Sunday, December 20, 2009

ShAlL Not Be WaStiNg AnY LoNgER..

I won't be talking about love and relationship anymore(maybe not now la..)..Have enough of it..Damn..

TIME!!

Time passes so fast and now already in the middle of dec..A month since school break starts..I just realize I have been spending these times online-ing,watching tv and doing other shitty stuff..

Next year will be sitting for STPM..Haven't start preparing yet..Haiz..Next year will be suffocating..Breathing for fresh air to relax..May be grounded as well..Shall I compare this to hell or prison??

Not much time left till school reopen..Oh God please give me strength to concentrate on my studies and not other temptations..Amen("sadhu sadhu sadhu")..

May God bless me..